My talk with a at&t repersenative.

Thank you for your patience! An AT&T sales representative will be with you shortly.

You are now chatting with Quentin, an AT&T sales representative.

Lex Luthor: what up

Quentin: Welcome to AT&T online Sales support.  How may I assist you with placing your order today?

Lex Luthor: i wantz an iphonz

Quentin: May I help you with your order today?

Lex Luthor: wantz an iphonz

Lex Luthor: fo chaep

Quentin: Great!  I'd be happy to help you with that.

Quentin: Are you an existing wireless customer of AT&T?

Lex Luthor: i wantz et for like 6 bucks cuz thatz all my g ma gona givz meez

Quentin: I see you have a refurbished iPhone in your shopping cart.

Lex Luthor: yupz

Quentin: For the pruchase process of this device please click the green order now button.

Lex Luthor: LEX WILLZ TULKS UZ LATERZ CUZ I DUNT WANT FUKING THIS PHONE

Take that at&t, suck it.